Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Your Girlfriend Who THINKS She's Cute

After a ridiculous experience at a hair salon I am starting this blog to explain my total anger with cute bitches. Now I don't consider my self ugly by any means but the sistah who swears she is too cute absolutely makes me sick.

I am at the hair salon taking the allotted hours required to get my hair permed, trimmed and wrapped when she strolls her ass in. She does the hey girl around the crowd and then begins to giggle with her gurrrrrl about how she got into VIP and met one of the whack ass fake thugs from G Unit. They are only two types of women now in this beauty salon. The ones who wonder why the hell anyone should care so much that she should be talking at this loud volume and the ones who think that shit is cute. This blog is for the first, and my first post is on the bitches who think their cute and love to tell it.
There are two kinds.....

1st

The ones who are actually cute and this chick always knows that shit. She goes to the club never buys a damn drink and can almost always steal the cutie that's been eyeing you for ten minutes. Truly sisters I hate her fucking guts.....She's the bitch with the bullshit ass job that pays well and the boyfriend whose worth something that's always at the club hollerin' when I'd be at home cooking his ass a steak... I'm trying not to get to worked up right now bear with me.

2nd

The chick who used to be cute in high school or whose momma always told her she was cute who still rolls her eyes at you. You know the one who now has the two kids and the gut to prove it but still swears her ass is fly her. This goes out to all the girls who still think they can drop it likes it hot and love to discuss highschool.

And please understand I am not a hater, just a grown ass women tired of bitches getting a free ride off good genes.... and who happen to be loud as HELL!